Energizer Bunny arrested --- charged with
battery.
A
pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
An
optimist's blood type is always a-positive
Practice safe eating - always use
condiments.
A
Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your
mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I
used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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